Americans Are Getting Like A Ford Car,

The Budget Is Like A Mythical Bean Bag. Congress Votes Mythical Beans Into It, Then Reaches In And Tries To Pull Real Ones Out.

No Party Is As Bad As Its Leaders.

So Here We Are In A Country With More Wheat And Corn And More Money In The Bank, More Cotton, More Everything In The World-there's Not A Product That You Can Name That We Haven't Got More Of Than Any Other Country Ever Had On The Face Of The Earth-and Yet We've Got People Starving. We'll Hold The Distinction Of Being The Only Nation In The History Of The World That Ever Went To The Poor House In An Automobile.

I Was Born Because It Was A Habit In Those Days, People Didn't Know Anything Else.

The Movies Are The Only Business Where You Can Go Out Front And Applaud Yourself.