List of Mike Royko Quotes

Hollywood Likes To Boast That It Can Elevate The National Conscience.

There Is Only One Way To Solve The Alleged Crisis Of The Erosion Of 'family Values.' And That Is To Get Right Down To The Root Cause Of The Problem.

It's No Coincidence That Female Interest In The Sport Of Baseball Has Increased Greatly Since The Ballplayers Swapped Those Wonderful Old-time Baggy Flannel Uniforms For Leotards.

When I Asked Him How Long He Had Been Driving A Taxi, He Said, Dree Mouse.

Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund Of Pornographers Is A Mental Moonbeam.

Hollywood Is Right. A Good And Strong Movie Can Have A More Powerful Social Impact Than Any And All Political Speeches Or Newspaper Editorials And Columns.

When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found Myself Without A Sports Hero.

Forty Years Ago, We Were On The Tail Of The Front Page Era. There Was A Different Point Of View. Reporters And Editors Were More Forgiving Of Public People. They Didn't Think They Had To Stick Someone In Jail To Make A Career.

Hollywood Has Always Been Political. They Consider It Their Right And Duty To Tell Us What Is Politically Good And Right.

I Never Went To A John Wayne Movie To Find A Philosophy To Live By Or To Absorb A Profound Message. I Went For The Simple Pleasure Of Spending A Couple Of Hours Seeing The Bad Guys Lose.

Hating The Yankees Is As American As Pizza Pie, Unwed Mothers, And Cheating On Your Income Tax.

In Attacking The Young, The Liberal, And The Black, Daley Was In The Mainstream Of America's Mass Prejudices. The Democratic Party May Have Suffered By His Actions, But Daley Came Out...even More Popular Than Before Because Bust Their Heads Was The Mood Of The Land And Daley Had Swung The Biggest Club.