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Anyone Who Contributes To The Defense Fund Of Pornographers Is A Mental Moonbeam.

Whether One Eats A Cat Or Not Is A Personal Choice, And I Don't Want To Sway Anyone One Way Or Another. But If You Do, There Is One Obvious Cooking Tip: Always Remember To Remove The Bell From The Cat's Collar Before Cooking.

Newspapers, Magazines And Other Publications Have The Constitutional Right To Be Offensive, Even Disgusting. As Evidence Of That, Just Watch This Space Regularly.

Hollywood Has Always Been Political. They Consider It Their Right And Duty To Tell Us What Is Politically Good And Right.