America And Canada Are The Best Friends.

I'm Fortunate That I'm Employed. And If You're In Show Business, Of Course, Every Night You Go To Bed And Go, Oh My God, Tomorrow I'll Never, Ever Work Again.

America And Canada Are The Best Friends. We've Always Been The Best Friends.

Being Attached To America These Days Is Like Being In A Pen With A Wounded Bull.

In The United States I Have Always Believed That There Was A Big Difference Between Conservative And Stupid. Boy Is It Getting Harder To Prove That One By The Minute.

When I Think About What Makes Canada Great, Fresh Water Is Right At The Top Of The List. We Have Over Two Million Lakes In This Country And More Than Enough People Who Are Willing To Mess With Them. My Canada Includes Weird Scientists Who Are Devoted To Keeping Our Water Clean. When We Stand Up And We Sing O Canada, We Pledge To Stand On Guard For Thee. If That Doesn't Include Our Water, We Might As Well Sit Down And Give Up.