Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy, But

Fear Is The Enemy Of Logic. There Is No More Debilitating, Crushing, Self-defeating, Sickening Thing In The World--to An Individual Or To A Nation.

I Would Like To Be Remembered As A Man Who Brought An Innovation To Popular Singing.

I Play To All People - All Colors, All Creeds ~ Drunk, Sober, Everybody.

(while Accepting The Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award) I've Been Thinking About Why You Have To Get Famous To Get An Award For Helping Other People...if Your Name Is John Doe, And You Work Night And Day Doing Things For Your Helpless Neighbors, What You Get For Your Effort Is Tired. So, Mr. And Mrs. Doe, And All Of You Who Give Of Yourselves, To Those Who Carry Too Big A Burden To Make It On Their Own, I Want You To Reach Out And Take Your Share Of This...because If I Have Earned It, So Too Have You.

A Man Doesn't Know What Happiness Is Until He's Married. By Then It's Too Late.