After Wisdom Comes Wit.

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.