A Lot Of Smart Young People Have

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.

The Only City People Are Those Born So.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.