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Rock Stars Are Idiots. You Know That! Remember This Moron Never Went To Music School, Never Learned Music Theory And Can't Read Or Write Music. So Why Not Be Suspicious Of Everything This Idiot Says?

I Voted For President Bush. I Voted For President Clinton And Although I Do Want My Vote Back, I Voted For President Obama.

Never Negotiate With Kids. They Don't Have Life Experience, And They Don't Have Repercussions For Bad Decisions; They Still Get Fed And Housed.

Why Is It That Most Of The Folks I Know Think "personal Growth" Is Caused Entirely By Those Second And Third Helpings Of Biscuits And Gravy?

Kiss Is The Number-one American Band In Gold-record Sales. In The World, Only The Beatles And The Stones Are Ahead Of Us. Every Other Band Should Be Wiping My Ass. The Line Forms Over There To The Left.