A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His

Democracy Is A Process By Which The People Are Free To Choose The Man Who Will Get The Blame. Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices. In Spite Of The Cost Of Living, It's Still Popular.

The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't Dragged Her Anywhere In Months.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

Middle Age Is When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

Committees Have Become So Important Nowadays That Subcommittees Have To Be Appointed To Do The Work.