List of Sandra Bernhard Quotes

I Love Performing. I Love Being A Provocateur. I Love Putting Myself In Situations That Are Uncomfortable And That I Have To Get Out Of.

As A Kid, I Loved Being Loved, And Still Do. Who Doesn't Love Being Loved?

You Can't Just Try To Be A Performer. It's In Your Dna. I Really Believe That It's Either What You Are Or It's Not At All.

It's Depressing Sitting At A Comedy Club All Night, Waiting To Get On To Do Your Five Or Ten Minutes Of Material.

I Don't Like Going Back And Listening To Myself. It Makes Me Uncomfortable, And I Know I Can Never Emulate What I Did That Night, So Why Listen To It?

The Live Show Is Different From The Album. It's Different Every Night Depending On Where I Am And How Many Months Have Gone By Since I Last Performed.

I Am Still Comfortable With My Body, Because I'm Like, What's Not To Be Comfortable With? I Mean, It's Just My Nature.

I Always Have Kind Of Underneath Feeling Of Peace Of Mind That I Get From Just The Basic Tenants Of Spirituality.

I Really Thought I Wanted To Be A Musical-comedy Star, But I Lived In Phoenix And Didn't Want To Go All The Way To New York And Be That Far Away From Home. So I Thought Maybe I'd Be A Rock 'n' Roll Singer Or An Opera Singer.

I Would Never Wanna Do A Show That's Strictly Maudlin And Invaded My Personal Life And My Home. I Would Never Do That.

The Most Important, Overriding Arc Of My Career Has Been That I Would Never Be Self-deprecating.

I've Always Allowed Myself To Go On Journeys Creatively And Emotionally, And Never Put, Like, Limits On Myself.