List of Peter Sellers Quotes

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.

I Feel Ghostly Unreal Until I Become Somebody Else Again On The Screen.

Ecstatic Over The Total Annihilation Of The Earth, Dr. Strangelove "resurrects" Himself, Miraculously Regaining His Ability To Walk. His Mechanical, Robot-like Body Rises Out Of His Wheelchair, Crying Exultantly: "sir! I Have A Plan. Heh." (he Realizes He Is Standing Up.) "mein Fuehrer, I Can Walk!"

We Don't Want To Start A Nuclear War Unless We Really Have To, Now Do We Jack?

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

You'll Catch Your Death Of Cold. Clouseau: Yes, Yes I Probably Will But . . . Its All Part Of Life's Rich Pageantry, You Kneau.

Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoon... Unnecessary.

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.

Is There Anybody Hiding There In The Dark?

Now Then, What Do We Know? One, That Professor Fassbinder And His Daughter Have Been Kidnapped. Two, That Someone Has Kidnapped Them. Three, That My Hand Is On Fire.

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.