List Of Ten Quotes

I'm A Sensationalist. I'm A Big Mouth. I Get Attention. In This World You Have To - If You Want A Mass-market Presentation, You Have To Get Attention.

In A Country Where People's Attention Span Is Short And They Are Holding The Clicker In Their Hand, And They Got A Hundred Other Options, You Have To Basically Understand What The Audience Is Responding To. If You Don't, You're Going To Fail.

One Of The Downsides Of Being Famous Is That Folks Pay Far More Attention To You Than They Should. American Celebrities Are Constantly Under Surveillance, And Every Word They Say Is Subject To Scrutiny. So, Be Careful What You Wish For If You Desire Fame. No Human Being Should Be A Goldfish.

The Very Existence Of The Bicycle Is An Offense To Reason And Wisdom.

Never Steal Anything So Small That You'll Have To Go To An Unpleasant City Jail For It Instead Of A Minimum-security Federal Tennis Prison.

A Woman Should Dress To Attract Attention. To Attract The Most Attention, A Woman Should Be Either Nude, Or Wearing Something As Expensive As Getting Her Nude Is Going To Be.

Humans Have Trouble With Economics, As You May Have Noticed, And Not Just Because Economic Circumstances Sometimes Cause Them To Starve. Humans Seem To Have An Innate Inability To Pay Attention To Economic Principles.

One Thing Talk Can't Accomplish Is Communication. This Is Because Everybody's Talking Too Much To Pay Attention To What Anyone Is Saying

Many Grievers Experience Intense Yearning Or Longing After A Death - More Than They Experience, Say, Denial.

You Have To Pay Attention To Money, But It Shouldn't Be About The Money.

A Key Function Of A Publishing Brand Is The Bestowal Of Status By Who And What You Pay Attention To.

I Am A Firm Believer That One Way To Become Enlightened Is To Be So Relaxed, As Relaxed As You Possibly Can Be.