Your Audience Teaches You How To Be

My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!

There Is Always The Possibility That People Will Change. Real Change Is More Rare. You Are Who You Are At A Certain Age In Life You Are Pretty Much A Variation Of That Your Whole Life. It's Conceivable That You Will Change But It's Not Likely.

Where I Grew Up In Brooklyn, Nobody Committed Suicide. Everyone Was Too Unhappy.

In Short, The Best Thing To Do Is Behave In A Manner Befitting One's Age. If You Are Sixteen Or Under, Try Not To Go Bald.