Young People, Take Heart: The Older You

You Have The Establishment And Then You Have The Hippies Revolting Against The Establishment, And What You End Up Getting Are Like Accountants With Long Hair. And That's Kind Of What Happened With The Youth Movement In The '70s.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The Best Joke, You Know You're In Trouble.

The Way Money Goes So Fast These Days, They Should Paint Racing Stripes On It.