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Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

I've Never Been Noticeably Reticent About Talking On Subjects About Which I Know Nothing.

Books Are Certainly Old Fashioned, But Only People With A Very Limited Perception Are Silly Enough To Condemn Ideas Because Of Their Age. It Is, Of Course, Equally Silly To Condemn The New Fangled Simply Because It Is Strange.

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other?