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First The Doctor Told Me The Good News: I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me.

Boy, Those French: They Have A Different Word For Everything!

I Could Never Be A Woman, 'cause I'd Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day.

Women Have Choices, And Men Have Responsibilities.

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