You're Meant To Have An Unhappy Childhood

Once I Spent A Whole Day There, A Blade Of Grass In Each Hand To Anchor Me To The Warm Earth. I Watched The Sun Rise, Pass Over My Head And Set. Ladybirds Mated On My Knuckle; A Shrew Nibbled A Hole In My Stocking While I Tried Not To Laugh. Such A Day Was Worth Any Punishment.

Everyone's Got A Different Story.

I've Certainly Seen Stats That If You Have A Woman Director Or A Woman Screenwriter, The Number Of Female Characters Goes Way Up.

Any Parent Knows How To Be The Ideal Parent.

If I Was Made Of Cake I'd Eat Myself Before Somebody Else Could.