You May Be Witty, But Not Satirical.

Apathy Is A Sort Of Living Oblivion.

Do Not Lounge In The Cities! There Is Room & Health In The Country, Away From The Crowds Of Idlers & Imbeciles. Go West, Before You Are Fitted For No Life But That Of The Factory.

Wisdom Is Never Dear, Provided The Article Be Genuine.

Money Is More Trouble Than It Is Worth.

Mr. Lincoln Is Already Defeated. He Cannot Be Re-elected.