You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.