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Carson Is An Old Family Name, Though My Grandma Used To Watch Johnny All The Time And Was Crazy About Him.

A Good Butcher Is Important To Have. It's Like A Shrink.

I Love 'last Call.' It Took Me A Little Bit To Figure Out That I Wasn't Going To Be That Guy In A Suit Telling Monologue Jokes.

I Do California Casual A Little Bit Better Than Really Small European Cut, Tight Apparel But I Can Rock Some Gucci When I Need To. I Say This As I'm Wearing Adidas Sweatpants And A Ten-year-old Chrome Hearts T-shirt.

When Reality Television Really Hit, I Just Had A Backlash Towards Reality. It Seemed Like A Cheap Way To Make A Product. And Then When Music Reality And 'idol Hit,' I Just Didn't Watch It, It Seemed Novelty. And Of Course The Story Of 'idol,' This Is One Of The Greatest Stories In Television History.