You Have To Have A Talent For

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

Courage Is Very Important. Like A Muscle, It Is Strengthened By Use.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

The Good That Men Do Lives After Them.

I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy Is To Live Well Beyond Your Means!