You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life,

The Best Way To Not Get Your Heart Broken, Is Pretending You Don't Have One.

I Just Think The Whole Disease Model Of Addiction Is Crap. It's Rooted In Fiction And Junk Science.

I Think The Power Of The Mind Is Amazing, And We've Barely Scratched The Surface Of What It Can Do.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

It’s Been A Tsunami Of Media And I’ve Been Riding It On A Mercury Surfboard.