You Get To Play With People's Little

The Only Person Who Is With Us Our Entire Life, Is Ourselves.

Just Think, Right Now As You Read This, Some Guy Somewhere Is Gettin' Ready To Hang Himself.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About A Person, Go Ahead

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.

The Person Who Is Most A Part Of Me Is The Performer, Is The Standup, The Guy Who Says, "hey Look At Me, Listen To This!" I Do That Because That's What I Do, I Love Doing It.