You Can't Get Ahead While Getting Even.

At Least If We Don't Close Down The Environmental Protection Agency, We At Least Put A Snaffle Bit On Them And Ride The Pony Down.

Spike Lee Is Obviously More Stupid Than Anyone Can Be By Accident.

The Average Family Pays More In Taxes Than It Spends On Food, Clothing, And Shelter Combined.

I Deserved Better Than To Be Bullshitted By The Vice President.

If I Were In The President's Place, I Would Not Get A Chance To Resign. I Would Be Lying In A Pool Of My Own Blood Hearing Mrs. Armey, Standing Over Me, Saying, 'how Do I Reload This Damn Thing?'