Yea, Marry, Now It Is Somewhat, For

Getting Married Is Like Putting One's Hand In A Bag Containing 99 Serpents And One Eel.

The Times Are Never So Bad But That A Good Man Can Make Shift To Live In Them.

Lord, Give Me A Sense Of Humor So That I May Take Some Happiness From This Life And Share It With Others.

It's Wrong To Deprive Someone Else Of A Pleasure So That You Can Enjoy One Yourself, But To Deprive Yourself Of A Pleasure So That You Can Add To Someone Else's Enjoyment Is An Act Of Humanity By Which You Always Gain More Than You Lose.

Everywhere Do I Percieve A Certain Conspiracy Of Rich Men Seeking Their Own Advantage Underthat Name And Pretext Of Commonwealth.