Worry Compounds The Futility Of Being Trapped

There Are People Who Can Talk Sensibly About A Controversial Issue; They're Called Humorists.

If We Fixed A Hangnail The Way Our Government Fixes The Economy, We'd Slam A Car Door On It.

If Television Encouraged Us To Work As Much As It Encourages Us To Do Everything Else, We Could Better Afford To Buy More Of Everything It Advertises.

Discipline Without Freedom Is Tyranny; Freedom Without Discipline Is Chaos.

One Difference Between Savagery And Civilization Is A Little Courtesy. There's No Telling What A Lot Of Courtesy Would Do.