With Today's Movies, If We Took Out

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.