With The Proper Training, I Could've Been

The Christians Gave Him Sunday, The Jews Gave Him Saturday, And The Muslims Gave Him Friday. God Has A Three-day Weekend.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

I Don't Have A Fear Of Heights. I Do, However, Have A Fear Of Falling From Heights.

The God Excuse, The Last Refuge Of A Man With No Answers And No Argument.

People Are Dreaming If They Think They Have Rights. They've Never Had Rights. There's No Such Thing.