Wit And Humor Do Not Reside In

My Memory Is So Bad That Many Times I Forget My Own Name.

Make It Thy Business To Know Thyself, Which Is The Most Difficult Lesson In The World

The Brave Man Carves Out His Fortune, And Every Man Is The Sum Of His Own Works.

Poesy Is A Beauteous Damsel, Chaste, Honourable, Discreet, Witty, Retired, And Who Keeps Herself Within The Limits Of Propriety. She Is A Friend Of Solitude; Fountains Entertain Her, Meadows Console Her, Woods Free Her From Ennui, Flowers Delight Her; In Short, She Gives Pleasure And Instruction To All With Whom She Communicates.

I Drink When I Have Occasion, And Sometimes When I Have No Occasion.