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No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.