Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's

I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.