When You Think About It, Attention-deficit Order

To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated, But Not Be Able To Say It.

When Something Is 'new And Improved', Which Is It? If It's New, Then There Has Never Been Anything Before It. If It's An Improvement, Then There Must Have Been Something Before It.

If Helen Keller Had Psychic Ability, Would You Say She Had A Fourth Sense? What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.

The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And Sometimes It Rains.