When You're Sharing A Mud Hole With

Xenophobia Doesn't Benefit Anybody Unless You're Playing High-stakes Scrabble.

Ah, Feminism In The Nineties, What A What Is Yours What Is Mine Field.

Just Put Down 9/11... I Think, On Most Things I'm Liberal, Except On Defending Ourselves And Keeping Half The Money. Those Things I'm Kind Of Conservative On.

Political Correctness Is Inverted Mccarthyism.

Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because He Had No Idea He Was.