When We Don't Know Who To Hate,

Because Tanning And Steroids Are Only A Problem If You Plan To Live A Long Time.

Most Of The Laugh Tracks On Television Were Recorded In The Early 1950’s. These Days, Most Of The People You Hear Laughing Are Dead.

Brandy Is So Attractive You Could Chop Her Head Off And Put It On Blue Velvet In The Window At Tiffany's And Somebody Would Buy It For A Million Dollars.

It's Just The Biggest Mistake I Could Think To Make

I Don't Want To Die Without Any Scars.