When I Was Bald, I Went Through

I'm Always Weeping At Something Or Other.

I Don't Think I'm That Intelligent. I Think I'm Semi-intelligent.

What's So Brave About Being Bald? I've Not Fought For My Country Or Found The Cure For Cancer - I've Just Gone Out Without My Hat On!

Scotland Is The Best Place In The Whole World.

You Can Go To The Doctor A Million Times If You're Feeling Down, And Get Nowhere, But If You Go For A Run It Makes You Feel Really Good.