When I Came Out To L. A.,

By The Time I Would Have Graduated, At 22, I Was A Writer And Featured Performer On Saturday Night Live.

Earlier In My Career, I Was Really Tight, Really Together, And Knew Who I Was And I Was Confident. I Kind Of Feel In Between Now.

People Who Follow Their Religion To The Letter Of The Law Are Just Silly. I Mean, I Want To Tell Hasidic Jews I Promise You, God Will Not Mind If You Wear A Nice Cotton Blend In The Summer.

People Are Always Introducing Me As Sarah Silverman, Jewish Comedienne. I Hate That! I Wish People Would See Me For Who I Really Am — I'm White!

I Think I've Been Called Edgy - But In All Honestly, There Is A Safety In What I Do Because I'm Always The Idiot.