Whatever We Do, Make Sure We Clean

Does Pete (rose) Hustle? Before The All-star Game He Came Into The Clubhouse And Took Off His Shoes And They Ran Another Mile Without Him.

I Had Many, Many, Many Death Threats. I Couldn't Open Letters For A Long Time, Because They All Had To Be Opened By Either The Fbi Or Somebody.

I Played Sometimes About As Dull As You Can Play It. I Did Things The Right Way, You Know. I Think I Modeled My Playing Ability After One Of The All Time Greats, Joe Dimaggio. You Always Found Joe, When He Played, You Know, He Always Threw To The Right Base. He Ran, He Caught The Ball. He Did All The Right Things. He Was An Idol Of Mine In The Outfield. He Played The Game The Way It Was Supposed To Be Played.

I Thought My Chances To Make The Braves Were Better And That They Were Being Fairer To Me, Paying Me More Money To Play In A Lower Classification ... Besides, The Giants Spelled My Name "arron" On Their Telegram.

The Pitcher Has Got Only A Ball. I've Got A Bat. So The Percentage In Weapons Is In My Favor And I Let The Fellow With The Ball Do The Fretting.