What Do Your Parents Know, About Surviving?

He Looked Like The Sort Of Person Who Would Tell You That He Did Not Have An Umbrella To Lend You When He Actually Had Several And Simply Wanted To See You Get Soaked.

We Need Things, And The Opposite Of Them, And We Are So Rarely Completely Comfortable.

This Toast Feels Raw. Is It Safe To Eat Raw Toast?

There's An Easy Method For Finding Someone When You Hear Them Scream. First Get A Clean Sheet Of Paper And A Sharp Pencil. Then Sketch Out Nine Rows Of Fourteen Squares Each. Then Throw The Piece Of Paper Away And Find Whoever Is Screaming So You Can Help Them. It Is No Time To Fiddle With Paper.

Making You Happy Isn't Making Me Happy.