What About Tom Jones? He's Made A

Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too Well, Did You?

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

I Am Full Of Admiration For The Technologists Who Have Developed All Sorts Of Gadgets For The Purpose Of Improving Communications. However, I Believe That All These Fascinating Machines Are Complementary To, And Not Substitutes For, Books And The Printed Word.

No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It Out Over Everybody.

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.