Were There No Fools, There Would Be

Though We May Not Desire To Detect Fraud, We Must Not, On That Account, Endeavor To Be Insensible Of It, For, As Cunning Is A Crime, So Is Duplicity A Fault, And If Men Dread Knaves, They Also Despise Fools.

I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably Should. People Like That Stuff.

I Guess [richard] Pryor Was That Good. I Never Saw Him In A Theater, But I Imagine He Was That Good, Because He Was Such A Phenomenal Actor.

I'm Not Original, But I Strive Toward It As Much As Possible. I Tried Really Hard On Weekend Update To Do Something That I Considered Original, Which Was, I Tried To Cut All Cleverness Out Of The Joke.

They That Are Virtuous From Principle May Receive Confidence In Every Capacity; But They That Are So From Custom Or Habit, Are Capable Of Trust Only In Matters Of Ordinary And Settled Occurrence.