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I Just Sit There And Make Up Songs And Sing To [my Son] In Gibberish. I'm Very Good At Gibberish Now.

To Forgive And Be Forgiven, If It's The Last Thing I Do, Then In Death's Release I May Find The Peace That In Life I Never Knew.

I'm 57, I Can't Look Like A 30-year-old. You Try To Hold Age At Bay, But There Comes A Point When You Just Have To Give Up Gracefully.

I Do Like My Rock Stars To Be A Little Larger Than Life. I Don't Mind The Earnest Ones At All, But I Do Like A Bit Of Individuality.

I Grew Up Conservative Because My Mum Was A Conservative, And When I Finally Realized What Conservatives Were, I Changed My Mind Immediately.