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I Quit School In Ninth Grade, Even Though I Was Good At The Studies. I Knew I Didn't Need School For What I Wanted.

Political Discourse Has Been Reduced To "where's The Beef?" "read My Lips," And "make My Day." Where Are The Assassins When We Really Need Them?

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.

I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, 'where's The Self-help Section?' She Said If She Told Me, It Would Defeat The Purpose.

It's Legal For Men To Be Floorwalkers And Illegal For Women To Be Streetwalkers.