We Have Our Factory, Which Is Called

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

Ah, Beware Of Snobbery; It Is The Unwelcome Recognition Of One's Own Past Failings.

We Should All Just Smell Well And Enjoy Ourselves More.

My Formula For Living Is Quite Simple. I Get Up In The Morning And I Go To Bed At Night. In Between, I Occupy Myself As Best I Can.

Everyone Wants To Be Cary Grant. Even I Want To Be Cary Grant. Let Me Expand A Bit. I Sense That You May Feel That I Am Free Of Problems. Let Me Assure You That I Have The Same Anxieties And Insecurities As Anyone In This Auditorium - Maybe More.