Viagra Is A Drug, Just Like Cocaine.

The Husbands, Who Sometimes Have Another Family Who's Grown, Are Going, Now I Can Spend Time With My Baby. Oh Yeah, I Bet Your Other Family Is Really Thrilled.

My Biggest Critics Have Never Read Me.

I Have This Theory That People In Hollywood Don't Read. They Read 'vanity Fair' And Then Consider Themselves Terribly Well Read. I Think I Can Basically Write About Anybody Without Getting Caught.

If You Want To Achieve Your Dreams, You Must Follow Them, And The Best Way To Follow Them Is Not To Think About Wanting To Be Very Rich, But To Think About Doing Something That You Really Want To Do.

Love Does Not Appear With Any Warning Signs. You Fall Into It As If Pushed From A High Diving Board.