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My Forays Into Trying To Date Girls My Own Age From The School I Went To Were All Pretty Tortured.

Coffee In The Morning, Cocaine Afternoons.

I Let Her Do Some Of My Laundry And She Slipped In A Few Meals In Between, And Next Thing I Remember, She Was All Moved In.

Now, Guitar Was Pretty Cool. Everybody Knew Something On The Guitar. So I Wanted To Play Guitar, But I Told My Dad If He Wanted Me To Keep Studying Something, Id Like To Study Piano.

Say A Prayer For The Pretender, Who Started Out So Young And Strong Only To Surrender.