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The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.