Try Not To Have A Good Time...

Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

I Do Not Like A High-organized Church. I Think That As Soon As The Congregation Reaches A Level Of One Hundred Or So People, It Is Time To Build A New Church. As Soon As The Congregation Gets To The Point Where You Are Not On Fairly Intimate Terms With Every Other Person In That Church, Then You Have Become A Theater Where People Can Attend Services. I Do Not Think You Can Attend A Church Service. Service Is Not Something Which Is There To Be Viewed As If It Were A Play Or A Movie.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

My Grandfather Has Been Very Depressed Lately. He Just Doesn't Know What To Do. He Says It's Late In The Game, And He's Afraid That Life Has Him Beaten." "tell Him To Take Out The Goalie.

No Problem Is So Big Or So Complicated That It Can't Be Run Away From!