To The Uneducated, An A Is Just

Dig A Little Deeper. Think Of Something That We've Never Thought Of Before.

I Suppose This Is The Reason Why Diaries Are So Rarely Kept Nowadays- That Nothing Ever Happens To Anybody.

It's Always Useful To Know Where A Friend-and-relation Is, Whether You Want Him Or Whether You Don't.

If You Live To Be A Hundred, I Want To Live To Be A Hundred Minus One Day So I Never Have To Live Without You.

If People Ask Me, I Always Tell Them: "quite Well, Thank You, I'm Very Glad To Say." If People Ask Me, I Always Answer, "quite Well, Thank You, How Are You Today?" I Always Answer, I Always Tell Them, If They Ask Me Politely... But Sometimes I Wish That They Wouldn't