Titles Distinguish The Mediocre, Embarrass The Superior,

I Was Always Unlawful; I Broke The Law When I Was Born Because My Parents Weren't Married.

I Don't Like The Idea Of Killing My Fellow Creatures In Order To Eat Their Dead Bodies.

Justice Is Justice Though It's Always Delayed And Finally Done Only By Mistake.

A Third Variety Of Drama ... Begins As Tragedy With Scraps Of Fun In It ... And Ends In Comedy Without Mirth In It, The Place Of Mirth Being Taken By A More Or Less Bitter And Critical Irony.

We Should All Be Obliged To Appear Before A Board Every Five Years And Justify Our Existence... On Pain Of Liquidation.