Time Wounds All Heels.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?